treat yourself

Isn’t it funny how we neglect our bodies in winter and then come the first hot day of summer, with the mandatory accompanying shorts and sleeveless shirt, we want to kick ourselves for not keeping up our summer body maintenance during the cold months? Yeah, I had that this week. Peeling off layers and socks and shoes to expose unkept claws toenails, lily white legs and dry elbows is the first step in the summer-body wake up. Luckily, I’m not one for putting on weight in winter (I maintain that simply shivering in the freezing cold Midlands conditions keeps me fit) but man, I can neglect my body badly.  But still she continues to keep moving, breathing and getting me from A to Z every day.  Well enough. It’s time to say thank you and spoil the crap out of this wondrous vessel to my spirit. Here’s what I’m doing to say thank you to my beautiful body:

A full body massage and reiki session.  Nothing like getting the circulation going and putting all those chakras back in balance.  I cannot recommend a re-booting session with Colleen at Midlands House of Healing highly enough. I feel revitalised, inspired, and energised to be the best version of myself after every treatment with my earth angel. I wish I could see her once a week.

A glass of warm water with lemon, followed by a raw juice to start off your morning. I swear by beetroot, carrot, apple, celery and ginger juice. Great for the digestive system and packing in some vitamins before a morsel of food even touches your lips.

Yoga stretches first thing when you wake up. There’s a reason animals stretch as soon as their eyes open – your muscles need to wake up and realign to enable optimum movement and minimum stiffness/pain during the day. If I’m short on time, I’ll start with a mountain pose, straight into downward dog (the best and most effective of all poses, in my humble opinion), followed by cat cow pose and then child pose to end. If I have the time, I love to do Mandy Ingber’s 20 minute Yogalosophy workout.

Get outside. Whether you’re running, cycling or just going for a walk, breathe the fresh air in deep. Be conscious and aware, present in the moment, with every inhale and exhale of the lungs. Play. Skip with your dogs. Pets are the most amazing way to relearn the joy of every waking moment and having a body that can run and move and swim.  Yesterday, my German Shepherd, Millie dived into the dam (no stick thrown, just off her own accord) and swam the whole length of said dam (a good 500m at least), just because she could. Talk about making use of your limbs and energy. Let your inner child take over your body for a little while and climb a tree or play jump rope. If you battle to do this, babysit a six year old.  Listen to your body the same way as you did as a kid.

Get some sun. Let it soak into your skin – even if you just sit on a park bench in the sunshine for fifteen minutes a day. That Vitamin D is the good shizz and super great for combatting those depression demons.

Salt baths every day. I love a good soak in the evening – this is where I do my reading and dreaming and immerse myself in other worlds and people’s lives for at least a good twenty minutes every night. Nothing like a little escape from the stresses of a long day to get you into relaxation mode and ready for bed.

Shave those legs. Cut/file those nails. Push back those cuticles. Put on a face mask. Moisturise every inch of your lovely skin. Paint your nails. I’m into pale pink at the moment. Pamper your body like it’s the last day you’ll ever have use of it.

Let your hair dry naturally. I let mine go wild today. I might cut it when it gets really hot, but for now I’m rather enjoying my lion mane.

Lay off the booze. This is a tough one for me with my lifestyle, but tonight at dinner I limited myself to one wine spritzer and lots of water.  Can’t wait to wake up tomorrow feeling fresh and ready for the day.  My body doesn’t like alcohol. I get lazy and uninspired on it, my skin breaks out and let’s not even talk about the cellulite that crops out of nowhere after a heavy weekend binge. If you are going to drink, remember to supplement a glass of water with every beverage.  You’ll drink slower and dilute the alcohol in your system.  If you are considering a little hiatus from the bottle, read this and then give it a go. You won’t regret it. There is NOTHING wrong with a little discipline now and then. Especially when it comes to your body. It’s the only one you have.

Go to bed early. Try not to look at your laptop, iPad or any other bright screens for an hour before bed. Read a book until your eyelids go sleepy. I also like to give thanks in the evening.  I’m not religious, but I take stock of the day and acknowledge my good fortune, health, marriage, job, friends and family before catching the train to dreamland.  If you are thankful for everything you do have, it’s hard to be unhappy – gratitude is the door to abundance.  And a happy mind makes for a happy body.

Eat chocolate. The dark stuff is good for you. Your tastebuds dig it and so does your body. You know it’s true. 77fe8f028796900445fb9a29a8024fc9   Illustration by Beth White – source

what would you do if you weren’t afraid?

I would…

Skydive. Tomorrow.
Pack my backpack and head off to Europe for an undetermined amount of time. Followed by South America, Thailand, India and Australia.
Do a yoga teacher training course in Bali.
Learn how to scuba dive.
Bake and ice a three-tier wedding cake.
Knit a pair of baby booties.
Quit my job and sit down for three months straight to write down the story that won’t stop bashing around in my brain.
Go topless on the beach.
Walk around in a bikini without sucking my tummy in.
Sit in a bikini without sucking my tummy in.
Stop sucking my tummy in full stop.
Say no to the things and people who waste my time and suck the energy out of my existence.
Fall pregnant.
Tell that person how and why he broke my heart into a million pieces.
Forgive that person.
Let Andrew go on a three week boys trip to Ibiza.
Give my entire month’s salary to someone who REALLY needs it. And then,
Put everything on the credit card.
Dye my hair pink. Or blue. Turquoise.
Get another tattoo. In a visible place.
Stop drinking.
Run a marathon.
Get serious about my health. Like six-pack serious.
Buy a herd of alpacas.
Get married again. In a short gyspy dress, with flowers in my hair and sandals on my feet, on a desert island somewhere, with no one in attendance but my husband and I.
Write down my dreams.
Delete this blog and save all my creativity and clever ideas for that novel mentioned above.
Be honest. (the hardest, scariest thing of all)

What would you do?

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life lately

Andrew and I have been married for six months today. Time doesn’t fly – it feels like six years already.  KIDDING!…… Or am I?  Love you, my light.

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I was rear-ended by two cars in town the other day.  Car accidents are the worst.  Luckily I was unharmed, and my car has only a crack and a couple of scratches… but still. Whiplash, insurance claims, police statements, ADMIN.  I am not good at admin.

My colleague returns on Monday from her four week trip to Australia.  I cannot wait to have her back for coffee and chats in the morning and general fun in the office.  Also, she really is good at that admin stuff mentioned above.  Mands, sorry in advance for the crap pile on your desk.

Our water pump on the farm is officially broken, which means no water until Monday evening while we wait for the parts from Johannesburg to arrive.  Rhodes University and Grahamstown is also currently struggling with water issues, though I think there’s may be more due to badly managed municipalities than broken pumps. Sort your shit out EC.

This blog post has gone viral, especially in America.  Peeps are sharing it left right and centre – thank you.  I know Facebook is losing a bit of merit at the moment (especially with their introduction of hashtags and trending – I mean, can someone smell a copy RAT??) but we still need to appreciate the massive sharing capabilities of the Facebizzle timeline. Thank you for spreading the word.

Speaking of THAT blog post, I eventually found the C. Warnke who write that beautiful passage.  He in on Twitter and Tumblr and check, check guys: he replied to my message with DANKIE! What a legend. I wonder if he has any South African blood in him or just knows how to use google translate.  Either way, I’m impressed.

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Have dealt with some really rude people this week at work and on the interwebs. Makes you just want to smash something (or them. In the face. With a chainsaw). But I just breathe. And do Yoga.

I reached 700 followers on Twitter this week (hi to all my new American readers and followers – hope you enjoy my little piece of South Africa – you should totally come visit our country and bring your dollas with you :D seriously.) and I’ve also met some of my readers in real life too!  It’s so nice to have people you’ve never met before recognize you and come up and tell you that they enjoy reading your ramblings. You guys make my earth rotate. Thank you!!!!!

I ordered my first laptop. Which I will pay for by myself, through a debit order with FNB every month. Yoh, I am GROWING UP. I also paid for my first car service this month. That was slightly more painful than ordering the laptop.  I can’t wait to write and create on this thing of beauty. And yes, it’s a MacBook.  After this purchase, I will have officially MacApple’d my life.

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Also, just to let you know that it’s CHEAPER to order a tablet, phone or computer through FNB and pay it off over 24 months interest-free than buying it from the shop.  Believe me, I did my research.  It was cheaper even than my mom-in-law buying it in England and bringing it over for me next month.  So, if you’re not with FNB, you should be.

This weekend I have no plans other than a massage with Colleen at Midlands House of Healing and my flower girl’s fourth birthday party.  There will be lots of reading, relaxing, sleeping, walking, and of course, yoga.  Have a great one my lovelies!

With love xxx

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daily exercise log

Haha! You thought I had forgotten!  But no.  I will admit though, that this morning, I rolled around in my warm bed, contemplating how lovely it would be to just lie there all day reading this blog I have recently got totally addicted to, whilst drinking large amounts of coffee.  It was freeeeezing here this morning.  Polar bear and penguins freezing.  Anywho, we escaped to Pietermaritzburg where we went to the Virgin Active gym at Cascades.  It is a lovely gym, with a lovely Kuaui that serves really lovely coffee… jokes, I did actually work out first before my coffee.  I did a Yogalosophy session in a quiet studio, which was really great as it had surrounding mirrors – affording me the opportunity to ensure that my pose and posture was correct (don’t get that at home in my lounge – just have to guess that I’m doing it right).  I think I shall be rather stiff tomorrow :)

Monday 11 March:  30 min yoga session

Please lawd, let the sun shine tomorrow.  It’s not winter just yet!

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fitty fit fit

So the big day is five weeks away (ohshitohshitohshitohshit) and operation “Bridal Body” has officially begun.  No booze.  Very little carbs. Lots of water. And chicken and fish.  No chardonnay.  I repeat, no chardonnay. Sigh.  Although I do miss my w(h)ine (can you tell?), I have come to the solution, as I did back when I did Sober September, that cutting out booze is the only way to lose weight, get motivated and stop procrastinating.  So I am replacing the glass of wine in hand with all sorts of DIY wedding stuff to sew and make.  Very clever, I know.  Hold thumbs that I manage to finish all said DIY tasks by February!  In the meantime I thought I’d share my epic workout programme with you… hopefully it’ll get me toned and tight in time for the 16th February 2012.

phototDay 1: The workout above.  I adapted it from the workout Jessica Simpson did to get her body all lean for those Daisy Dukes… remember when she  looked like this?

Yea, me neither.  It was a while ago.  But we cannot deny that that was one fit and toned body – the result of doing something pretty similar to the workout plan above.

Day 2:  30 minute run.  Preferably outdoors, and on a dirt trail (saves the joints and the concentrating on not tripping over rocks burns extra calories… true story) – it’s so great to get out of the house for a workout.

Day 3: The 30 min Yogalosophy workout by Mandy Ingber.  I reviewed this DVD back in February 2012, and I would say I’m somewhat of an addict convert.  I know the routine off by heart and will do it least once a week, even if I’m not looking to get toned – it honestly keeps me sane!  So go out and buy it.  If you don’t have the DVD, download any 30 minute yoga workout off the net.  There are LOADS.  But Yogalosophy is the best. Just saying :)

Day 4:  30 minute run outdoors.  Repeat programme as above.

So essentially, it’s either the Yogalosophy or Daisy Duke workout every second day with a run on the days in between.  This gives your muscles a break and keeps you from getting bored of the same routine.  So far I am loving it, and as long as I keep off the bottle, I think I will be able to carry it through until the big day.  Booyah! Go me!  Feel free to come be my cheerleader.

I think I should say here that you should consult a doctor before trying this exercise programme, but no one ever does that shit anyway, so I will say this:  If you can barely crawl, don’t try running – ya know ay mean?  This is probably only for people who are rather active already.  If you are sedentary and the only workout you get is shoveling pasta into your face, then you should probably rather replace the running (treadmill and outdoor) with a brisk walk.  Also, just because you’re working out, doesn’t mean you can eat like a piggy.  Try to cut out booze and no carbs after 4pm.  Good luck!  Let me know if you join me in this workout and if you see any results!